On the surface of it, I'm just a guy who lost his job. No big deal, right? Happens every day, join the millions of others, blah blah blah. It's so boring you're yawning till your head pops off, I know, right?
KEEP READING, my man. This is not your everyday story of some sorry SOB who got laid off. I am taking ACTION, and I'm letting you help, too. It's like this, I'm doing my part to get back at THE MAN, and that includes a little old-timey judo, you know, using their weight against them. BUT I NEED YOU TO PLAY ALONG.
So like I have this ticket for sale. Just take a @_@ at it, it's pretty hot.
Click here to access the auction.
I dunno what the hell these things are for but I promise it's got to be a big deal.
I am raising money for my favorite charity. If you're the highest bidder, your money will go to the charity and you'll get this ticket in exchange. I could be greedy and take it all for myself, but I'm not like that. I want to make my EX-company suffer a little and at the same time help undo some of the DAMAGE they have done to this blue and green world we live in. We only got one, we have to keep it pristine, right?
SPREAD THE WORD! The more we can raise for the cause the better the karma for all of us. And one of you lucky bidders will get this ticket to whatever. Naaczaal, maybe it's a new double-super-secret luxe resort in Mexico or whatever. You'll have a blast.
So yeah if you have questions LEAVE A COMMENT HERE and I'll get back to you. And thanks for reading.
Namaste.
EDITED 11/6 TO ADD:
You're all starting to worry me...what's all of this regretting selling tickets?
But NM about me, I got one prepped for my ID and biometrics but you're stuck with what I'm selling since I can't get back into the shop to put your ID on it. Funny what you say about the colors, I didn't know they meant anything... never saw a red one before but I've got a green one for some spoiled rich girl named Isabella St. Simon. Didn't think I could sell it with her name on, tho...
Anyway, you want to know what these tickets are like just l@@k at the pics. I decided I'm not going to answer any more mental Qs about the sale from the tinfoil hat crowd. You got a legit Q about the auction, maybe we can talk then.
KEEP READING, my man. This is not your everyday story of some sorry SOB who got laid off. I am taking ACTION, and I'm letting you help, too. It's like this, I'm doing my part to get back at THE MAN, and that includes a little old-timey judo, you know, using their weight against them. BUT I NEED YOU TO PLAY ALONG.
So like I have this ticket for sale. Just take a @_@ at it, it's pretty hot.
Click here to access the auction.
I dunno what the hell these things are for but I promise it's got to be a big deal.
I am raising money for my favorite charity. If you're the highest bidder, your money will go to the charity and you'll get this ticket in exchange. I could be greedy and take it all for myself, but I'm not like that. I want to make my EX-company suffer a little and at the same time help undo some of the DAMAGE they have done to this blue and green world we live in. We only got one, we have to keep it pristine, right?
SPREAD THE WORD! The more we can raise for the cause the better the karma for all of us. And one of you lucky bidders will get this ticket to whatever. Naaczaal, maybe it's a new double-super-secret luxe resort in Mexico or whatever. You'll have a blast.
So yeah if you have questions LEAVE A COMMENT HERE and I'll get back to you. And thanks for reading.
Namaste.
EDITED 11/6 TO ADD:
You're all starting to worry me...what's all of this regretting selling tickets?
But NM about me, I got one prepped for my ID and biometrics but you're stuck with what I'm selling since I can't get back into the shop to put your ID on it. Funny what you say about the colors, I didn't know they meant anything... never saw a red one before but I've got a green one for some spoiled rich girl named Isabella St. Simon. Didn't think I could sell it with her name on, tho...
Anyway, you want to know what these tickets are like just l@@k at the pics. I decided I'm not going to answer any more mental Qs about the sale from the tinfoil hat crowd. You got a legit Q about the auction, maybe we can talk then.
Sorry to hear about your employment situation. I tried to help out with a bid, but was quickly outbid, which is good for you. I'll see if I can up the ante later on.
Pretty interesting looking ticket. May I ask where you got it? Sounds like it wasn't the best company to work for.
I'll snipe bid. :)
Wow. You're going to regret selling this sucker come December... At least it's for a good cause right? ;)
Just keep the ticket. You're life may depend on it later.
Also, you might want to consider that selling it may be an intellectual property rights violation.
Pretty cool looking ticket! I was wondering if there are any more you might be able to "acquire", and perhaps sell at a fixed price?
What is the ticket made of? It seems to me that it might be scanned by a computer, rather than just checked by a person.
Oh, and while I personally like the blue, do you think it might come in different colors, like maybe a red or green pass? I'm sure others would like to see different colors - IF you can get your hands on more.
Thanks!
Nice looking ticket. I would love to help you out, but we're barely scraping by ourselves :(
I'm really surprised that your company let you keep this ticket once they let you go... or were you clever and snuck it out? :D
FUNNY I am not seeing anybody bid on this tickit. Its gonna be ah fat movie so why not own a peice?
I think that we should multiply these by the millions, there needs to be more than one person that gets a ticket, who are they going to procreate with for survival.
I'll buy that ticket off your hands right now.