KEEP READING, my man. This is not your everyday story of some sorry SOB who got laid off. I am taking ACTION, and I'm letting you help, too. It's like this, I'm doing my part to get back at THE MAN, and that includes a little old-timey judo, you know, using their weight against them. BUT I NEED YOU TO PLAY ALONG.
So like I have this ticket for sale. Just take a @_@ at it, it's pretty hot.
Click here to access the auction.
I dunno what the hell these things are for but I promise it's got to be a big deal.
I am raising money for my favorite charity. If you're the highest bidder, your money will go to the charity and you'll get this ticket in exchange. I could be greedy and take it all for myself, but I'm not like that. I want to make my EX-company suffer a little and at the same time help undo some of the DAMAGE they have done to this blue and green world we live in. We only got one, we have to keep it pristine, right?
SPREAD THE WORD! The more we can raise for the cause the better the karma for all of us. And one of you lucky bidders will get this ticket to whatever. Naaczaal, maybe it's a new double-super-secret luxe resort in Mexico or whatever. You'll have a blast.
So yeah if you have questions LEAVE A COMMENT HERE and I'll get back to you. And thanks for reading.
Namaste.
EDITED 11/6 TO ADD:
You're all starting to worry me...what's all of this regretting selling tickets?
But NM about me, I got one prepped for my ID and biometrics but you're stuck with what I'm selling since I can't get back into the shop to put your ID on it. Funny what you say about the colors, I didn't know they meant anything... never saw a red one before but I've got a green one for some spoiled rich girl named Isabella St. Simon. Didn't think I could sell it with her name on, tho...
Anyway, you want to know what these tickets are like just l@@k at the pics. I decided I'm not going to answer any more mental Qs about the sale from the tinfoil hat crowd. You got a legit Q about the auction, maybe we can talk then.
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